calypsos-island: silentscreamingavox: yesimbeyonce: I hate solo artists with band names like Marina & The Diamonds Owl City Destiny’s Child Destiny’s Child had three people..
There is no one here that will run your foot... →
Being best friends with someone doesn’t mean that you Skype twice a week at a specific time every time. It doesn’t mean that you text each other all the time, or call every Sunday night before you go to sleep. You don’t have to litter their Timelines or their Ask Boxes with inside jokes or half-hearted “I love you”s in an attempt to keep the relationship as strong as it used to be. Because if...
grrm is a deranged genie who grants his characters hopes dreams and wishes in the most twisted and maniacal way…making you never want to wish ever again
robbstark: i love hbo’s fixation with making robb an utter douche right now he has no idea of what happened to bran and rickon so technically he has 4 siblings to save expectations: robb gets his shit together and goes look for arya, bran, rickon and tries to rescue sansa reality: brb riverrun and lots of sex with talisa <3<3
ibethufflepuffsfindthebesturls: superwhoavenger: do you ever wonder if a ghost is sitting next to you watching you tumblr and watches your favorite shows with you and is a silent bestfriend to you I do now
I don’t want to be married just to be married. I can’t think of anything...– Mary Ann Shaffer (via natashakills)
anniephantom: bethedoitsu: illustry1120: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He’s never gonna give you Up. Get out. there are only a few things that i reblog always
ASOIAF University: whoistorule: I’m obsessed with... →
whoistorule: I’m obsessed with the dichotomy that’s being drawn between Cersei and Margaery this season in terms of masculine and feminine power. Because despite the fact that Cersei’s been forced to act in the feminine sphere her whole life, she’s really much more comfortable being a blunt…
halffizzbin: So my parents’ terrace has a little hole in it, for drainage. My dog thinks it’s a window, though. She stays like this for hours.
Finding Nemo.... Anime.
rainbowrowell: i-said-adventure: pandamelium: You have no idea how much I want this TEH SHARKS GENIUS!
mybrainisallovertheplace: lorasueee082011: aplacecalledorange: I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now. JUST ALL THAT HE IS. I mean LOOK Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary. I just I’m going to miss this Who would have thought he hated Twilight so...
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
simplybluecandle: hurtkid: thisrisingtide: ...
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you...– Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault) “Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words. (via triplash)
peetalikestoast: i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what